“Talk about perfect timing. Just as the last ‘death panel’ falsettos fade into the droning no-government- takeover chorus, along come those ‘faceless government bureaucrats’ from the U.S. Preventative Services Task Force to stop the music in the nation’s busy and profitable mammography suites. No more breast self-exams or mammograms for low-risk women under 50; mammograms only every other year after the age of 50; nothing for any woman over 74. That was the thunderclap pronouncement from the acrobatically acronymic USPSTF, the dreaded ‘they’ from the gub’mint that has the folks at Fox in full fulmination.”
The researchers and patients are excited to see if color vision will develop over time.
We could even benefit from more whataboutisms — if they’re used properly.
Sooner or later, Earth is going to be hit by a large enough space object to cause significant damage to humanity. Stopping them isn’t easy.
The recipe for a perfect date night: a rom-com, a bowl of popcorn, and a syringe of testosterone — at least for gerbils, anyway.