Iceland is Doing Much More than Just Urinating on Its Criminal Bankers

The Icelandic prison system is about to welcome the 26th banker responsible for the 2008 financial meltdown.

There are many differences between the United States and Iceland. One is a massive global superpower; the other is an itty-bitty Nordic state. One stretches across a continent; the other exists on a tiny volcanic island. One is famous for shaping the historical progress of the 21st century; the other produced Björk

One has put 26 bankers behind bars for their roles in the 2008 financial collapse. The other hasn't prosecuted a single one. Can you guess which is which?

Of Banksters and Men

In 2001, the Republic of Iceland decided to follow the lead of the United States and deregulated its financial sector. Because bankers are apparently wankers, a half-decade of market manipulation and improper dealings led to the most catastrophic economic meltdown in the small island nation's history. You might recall a similar thing happened here in the States.

Below, Icelandic President and super-cool Big Think expert Ólafur Ragnar Grímsson explains how his country dealt with its failed economy:

"When the financial crisis, hit we suffered in a traumatic way. We were for a while, perhaps exhibit number one of a failed financial system ... But then when we had to formulate policies how to deal with the financial crisis, we decided, in one way or another, to follow a different formula than from the traditional consensus in the previous 30 years of how you deal with a financial crisis. We did not save the banks; we let them go bankrupt."

Rather than rolling out an Icelandic version of TARP or introducing the sort of austerity measures that failed in the UK, Grímsson's government took control of the economy and introduced currency controls that righted the ship. They put forth referendums to allow the people to decide how Iceland should handle the banks' incurred debts. Iceland was the only European country in which the will of the people was prioritized over the "perceived interests of the markets," according to Grímsson.

And now Iceland, not long after being the posterchild of European economic collapse, is the shining emblem of European economic recovery.

  • Urinals in a Reykjavik bar display the faces of bankers responsible for the financial crisis; photo from 2008. (OLIVIER MORIN/AFP/Getty Images)
  • No Hard Feelings? Not Quite.

    Iceland's impressive rebound doesn't mean its citizens have eased their wariness. As mentioned above, and reported by independent journalist James Woods, the country is still going after the bankers who got them into this mess. According to Woods, a total of 26 have been sentenced a combined 74 years in prison for contributions to the financial crisis. The specific charges are "market manipulation, embezzlement, and breach of fiduciary duties." (Woods notes that the maximum sentence for these types of crimes is six years.) 

    Iceland understands that people respond to incentives. If there are strong incentives to bank irresponsibly, such as bailouts and few new regulations, then folks are going to continue to bank irresponsibly. If the consequence for scuttling an economy is prison, you're going to see fewer people follow the patterns that led to the Great Recession. 

    Meanwhile, in the United States:

    "Not one single banking executive has been charged with a crime related to the 2008 crash and U.S. banks are raking in more than $160 billion in annual profits with little to no regulation in place to avoid another financial catastrophe."

    Read more at US Uncut.

    For more on the economics of incentives, we recommend watching our videos featuring Freakonomics' Stephen Dubner.


    Robert Montenegro is a writer, playwright, and dramaturg who lives in Washington DC. His beats include the following: tech, history, sports, geography, culture, and whatever Elon Musk has said on Twitter over the past couple days. He is a graduate of Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles.You can follow him on Twitter at @Monteneggroll and visit his po'dunk website at

    Photos: OLIVIER MORIN/AFP/Getty Images

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