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Rob Huebel

Rob Huebel is an American comedian based in New York City.  Huebel and fellow comedians Aziz Ansari and Paul Scheer are writers, actors, and executive producers in the MTV sketch[…]

Whores and charity, Huebel says.

Question: If you had $100 billion, how would you spend it?

Rob Huebel: If I had a billion dollars? Oh, man. Whores. No. I actually don't need a billion dollars so what I would do is, like, give it away to charities and some-- I would try to knock out, like, one problem, like, I don't even know. That's not enough to feed the world but maybe, like, clothes for everybody in the world. I would buy clothes. Just knock that out. So now everyone has clothes. That problem is solved. And then, just to be a jerk about it, I would, like, tell everyone that I did that, like, look what I just solved. That problem is non-existent any more thanks to me. I'd be one of those assholes that, like, tries to get a lot of publicity for, like, doing good things like Richard Branson.

 

Recorded on: 4/1/08