Labor Day is about two things: freedom and respect. So, in that spirit, I thought I’d weigh into the discussion of romantic dealbreakers.
Here are mine:
1. Picky eaters and the food-indifferent. I’m a good cook. You’ve got to eat what’s put in front of you and like it.
2. Beards. Unless you’re a legitimate sea captain, no. No way.
3. Deadbeats. I don’t care if you’re broke, but you’ve got to be responsible.
4. Condom crybabies.
5. Silent types.
6. Tobacco smokers.
7. Apolitical types.
8. Theists, all kinds: monotheists, polytheists, pantheists. Deists okay.
10. Multilevel marketers.
With self-evident exceptions, these are not character flaws. This is not advice on how to be more attractive to women in general. This is not a criticism of you.