Dorothy Parker on the Difference Between Wit and Wisecracking

"There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."

Dorothy Parker (1893-1967) was an American writer known mostly for her biting wit as well as for being a founding member of the Algonquin Round Table. Parker's work, which often played with themes of 20th-century urban life, was featured in publications such as The New Yorker and Vanity Fair. Parker later moved to Hollywood to pursue screenwriting. She had been nominated for two Academy Awards before her political leanings led to her blacklisting. 


"There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."

Source: Interview, The Paris Review (Summer 1956) [Wikiquote]

Why a federal judge ordered White House to restore Jim Acosta's press badge

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WASHINGTON, DC - NOVEMBER 16: CNN chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta (R) returns to the White House with CNN Washington bureau chief Sam Feist after Federal judge Timothy J. Kelly ordered the White House to reinstate his press pass November 16, 2018 in Washington, DC. CNN has filed a lawsuit against the White House after Acosta's press pass was revoked after a dispute involving a news conference last week. (Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images)
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