454 - Michigan, the Hands-On State
Mitte is German for middle or mid, as in Midwest, the geographical designation for 12 US states (1), one of which is Michigan. The Great Lakes State’s Lower (i.e. southern) Peninsula is often called the Mitten, not because of any German connection, but for its similarity to the fingerless glove type of that name (2).
Imagine a right hand glove facing you, and Saginaw Bay is where the fingers diverge from the thumb. The Mitten then becomes a Rudimentary Positioning System for any location in the Lower Peninsula (LP). If you live in Detroit, for example, you could point to the area below the thumb to indicate your location. For Grand Rapids, touch a spot just inwards from the middle of the Mitten’s left side.
But it would be geographically more precise to ditch the mitten simile – take it off, as it were – and go two steps further. Comparing the LP to an actual, uncovered hand allows for a much more detailed topography. Also using the other hand (3) adds the Upper Peninsula (UP). We now have the entire state laid out before us. Annoyingly, the only thing missing is a third hand, to point to all the locations this impromptu double mains map unlocks. This picture might help.
In the Upper Peninsula:
- The little finger represents the Keweenaw Peninsula, jutting out northeastwards into Lake Superior. The peninsula, Michigan’s northernmost point, is the result of the oldest known lava flow on Earth, consisting largely of almost pure recoverable copper, and was the site of a copper boom from the middle of the 19th century onwards. Copper Harbor (“Tops in Michigan!”) sits at the top of the pinkie.
- The thumb represents where the Upper Peninsula tapers off in the south, squeezed from the east by Green Bay (4), an arm of Lake Michigan, and from the west by the Menominee River, which forms the border with Wisconsin. Where the river flows into Green Bay, the town of Menominee (5) forms the tip of the thumb (and the Upper Peninsula’s southernmost town).
- The middle finger can be equated with the UP’s easternmost protuberance (which is actually not on the UP mainland): Drummond Island in Lake Huron – next stop Cockburn Island, Ontario.
- With a bit of fantasy, the tip of the ring finger stands for Whitefish Point, which juts out of the northern side of the UP, and the tip middle (6) of the index finger stands for St Ignace, which connects the Upper with the Lower Peninsula via the Mackinac Bridge.
In the Lower Peninsula:
- The pinkie’s tip is Northport, on the Leelanau Peninsula. Northport has a knack of attracting rich and famous residents, among whom the comedian Tim Allen, and the father of Madonna, a well-known Michigan actress and singer.
- The tip of the ring finger could then be identified with the part of the Lower Peninsula washed by Little Traverse Bay, from Charlevoix in the west (squeezed between Lake Michigan and Lake Charlevoix) to Petoskey in the east.
- The middle finger’ tip corresponds with the Lower Peninsula’s northernmost point, at Mackinaw City (also the southern terminus of the Mackinac Bridge). Although less a city than a town (with under a thousand permanent residents), this is Michigan’s most popular tourist destination.
- The Lower Michigan shore east of Mackinac City meanders off without any promontory that could easily be identified with the index finger, except maybe Rogers City, by virtue of its being the biggest town on this stretch of the Lake Huron shoreline. Or maybe Alpena, located after the Lower Peninsula shoreline bends due south. Alpena has the distinction of being the birthplace of Leon Czolgosz, the assassin of president McKinley (+1901) and a location in Die Hard 2.
- The area of the thumb, separated from the other fingers by Saginaw Bay, is actually known as… The Thumb. The extent of the area thus described varies, but always included are Huron county (on the thumb’s tip, in the middle of this which is the intriguingly named town of Bad Axe, after a faulty implement of that type found on the site), and Sanilac and Tuscola counties, directly to the south of Huron county. At the bottomest part of the bay, corresponding with the webby part of your hand between your thumb and index finger (there must be a more professional anatomical description) is Bay City, home of the aforementioned entertainer Madonna, and of Howard Avis, founder of the Avis Rent-A-Car company.
This handy map of Michigan was sent in by Krishna Kumar, who “was telling this girl about [the Strange Maps] website. Probably not the best chat-up line, but I had a reason. She uses the strangest map I’ve ever seen – her hand – to explain where she is from: Michigan [...] What is truly bizarre is it seems a lot of people use this secret code to explain things.” The Michigan Hand map (this one found here) is a rare example of hand-based cartography – rare, because few cartographic entities lend themselves to hand-mapping. It is, however, not unique. Another example, detailing the Bay Area, was treated earlier on this blog (7). Should you know of further examples, whether mono- or ambidextrous, your notificiation is eagerly awaited.
(1) The US Census Bureau divides America into 4 geographical Regions (Northeast, Midwest, South and West), and those into a total of 9 Divisions. The Midwest consists of Division 3 (East North Central), i.e. Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, Indiana and Ohio; and Division 4 (West North Central), being Missouri, North Dakota, South Dakota, Nebraska, Kansas, Minnesota and Iowa.
(2) Should it ever come up in conversation, the German for Mitten is Fäustling, its hypernym glove is Handschuh. You have to take off either to experience what the German language so succinctly calls Fingerspitzengefühl. This literally means finger tip feeling, and figuratively a delicate, almost intuitive sense of control. It appropriately applies here, as this Hands-On map pinpoints many more of Michigan’s shoreside communities, often well-known holiday resorts, than the rather blunt and frankly incomplete Mitten could.
(3) Hovering above the first one, dorsal side facing out, thumb down but hugging the palm, little finger pointing up but the middle three fingers bunched together. As on this map.
(4) Also known, in a remarkable case of circular topography, as the Bay of Green Bay, after the Wisconsin city that sits at the southernmost point of the bay it was named after.
(5) Menominee has the distinction of having been America’s #1 lumber producing town, of being located exactly on the 45th parallel North (halfway between the Equator and the North Pole), and of being the hometown of the last US soldier to die in the Vietnam War.
(6) You are right, commenter #2. Correction should sufficiently amend location. Also: does anyone have the official name for the main joint on the index finger? Trigger joint?
(7) A Handy Map of San Francisco