A normal tourist map, “but everything is negative”
- Your standard tourist map is irrepressibly positive about its location—but not this one.
- Norwegian activist/artist Markus Moestue reveals the dark and shameful sides of Oslo.
- He hopes his 'Critical Tourist Map' will inspire others to reveal the dark side of their cities.
Tourism is a conspiracy of euphemisms. Visitors only want to see the best parts of the places they visit. And the places they visit only want to show them their nicest bits. But now, Norwegian activist/artist Markus Moestue is completely reversing that premise. His ‘Critical Tourist Map’ of Oslo shows the worst, most shameful parts of the Norwegian capital. “It’s just like a normal tourist map,” he says, “but everything is negative.”
In a clip on his website, he’s seen wheeling a self-made kiosk across Oslo to distribute his work to passersby: “You guys want a free tourist map? It’s a critical one: only negative things. So, nothing about sweaters or lasagna, only negative stuff about Oslo and Norway.” Some hesitantly accept the map. Most walk by, nonplussed.
In the same clip, Moestue muses: “If you feel like you live in the best country in the world, take a moment to consider: Is that really a fact? Or is that just the result of a very successful national propaganda?”
One thing is for sure: Norway does have a very positive opinion of itself, and successfully projects that image to the rest of the world. Like its neighboring countries in Scandinavia, it regularly tops global rankings of happiness, equality, eco-awareness and other positive social indicators.
But Moestue argues that there is something rotten in the state of Norway, and he uses the otherwise irrepressibly positive medium of the tourist map to make his point.
“The Critical Tourist Map of Oslo might help you shatter a few myths about the greatness of Norway. Among the topics you’ll learn about is Norway’s aggressive foreign policy, our involvement in colonial slavery, the unfair asylum system and why Amnesty International has their eyes on our prisons.”
A short overview of the places and issues he singles out (see map for full text) follows.
Credit: Palickap, CC BY-SA 4.0
Det Kongelige Slott (the Royal Palace) – Slottsplassen 1
“The Royal Myth was created by King Olav in 1973, when he arranged a photo of himself pretending to pay for a tram ticket. That iconic image showed the king being just like us. But of course, it was such a big deal because he’s not one of us. This is very cleverly constructed doublethink.”
Stortinget (Parliament) – Karl Johanns gate 22
“In 2011, these people voted to bomb Libya. 588 Norwegian bombs helped reduce that country from one of the most stable states in Africa into one of civil war with extreme suffering for its people.”
Tordenskioldstatuen (statue of Tordenskiold) – Rådhusplassen (east side)
“Our national hero Tordenskiold operated as a slave-trader during the colonial era. Norway actively downplays this part of our history and has not provided any apologies or paid any reparations.”
4. Oslo Prison
Oslo fengsel (Oslo Prison) – Åkebergveien 11
“Amnesty International has complained that this prison in Oslo keeps prisoners in isolation for up to 23 hours a day. This equals torture and may have long-term implications for the prisoners’ mental health.”
5. Lesbian bench
Karl Johanns gate (?)
“This bench is a memorial for all in Norway who have been discriminated against—and still are—because of their sexual orientation. Still today you can find discrimination, and some religious sects are still trying to ‘heal’ young people from homosexuality.”
6. Indigenous peoples
Samisk Hus (Sami House) – Dronningens gate 8B
“Many efforts have been made to assimilate the indigenous people of Norway. Sami and Kven have had their cultures diminished. Use of their languages and symbols was discouraged, sometimes outlawed. Today, these languages are under threat of extinction.”
Credit: Markus Moestue. Click here to zoom.
7. Oslo Courthouse
Oslo Tingrett (Oslo District Court) – C. J. Hambros plass 4
“Norway often claims to defend freedom of speech. But unfortunately, we are one of many countries that has not wanted to protect Julian Assange. When the Dalai Lama visited Norway, our prime minister refused to meet with him.”
8. Government building
Regjeringsbygget (the Cabinet Building) – Akersgata 42
“In 2011, a Norwegian right-wing terrorist bombed this building, and killed 69 people in another location that same day. Altogether, 77 people lost their lives. He was a former member of the political party FrP. In 2018, the justice minister from FrP was forced to resign after spreading the same conspiracy theories as the terrorist had—mainly hate speech towards Muslims and the Labor Party.”
Utlendingsinternat (National Police Immigration Detention Centre) – Trandumveien 80, Mogreina
“Asylum seekers in Trandum camp, north of Oslo, are held in conditions worse than in prison, including days of complete isolation, no chairs and minimal medical assistance. They have not had any trial and have not committed any crimes.”
Equinor Oslo – Martin Linges vei 33, Fornebu (farther location than shown on this map)
“State-owned energy company Equinor spends millions on advertising aimed directly at the Norwegians. Their non-stop campaigning has made the Norwegian population one of the most climate-illiterate in the world.”
11. Nobel Peace Center
Nobel Fredssenter (Nobel Peace Center) – Brynjulf Bulls plass 1
“The myth of Norway as a peace-loving nation has been widely promoted. However, since Norway’s contribution to the bombing of Serbia, the attack on Afghanistan and the U.S. war against Iraq, this image should be adjusted.”
East Side Oslo – Nylandsveien area
“Even though most drug use takes place on Oslo’s West Side, the poorer East Side suffers more arrests and fines. Lots of resources are spent on the war on drugs, but the policy is lacking a holistic approach.”
13. Jewish deportations
“During WWII, more than 600 Jews were deported from Norway to the Nazi death camps. The Norwegian police arrested the Jews and put them onto ships. After the war, the police chief in charge was pardoned. His next job was to hunt communists.”
“In most countries, what we are taught about our own nation in school does not correspond much to reality,” says Moestue. This map sets about correcting that shortcoming, at least for his own country. “Is Norway the most happy place, the most environmentally conscious, the most peace-loving or the most ethical [country on Earth]? Hardly!”
Credit: Michal Klajban, CC BY-SA 3.0
Perhaps somewhat too convinced of the malleability of public opinion, Mr Moestue muses: “People don’t want to just come to Oslo, look around, go back home and say: Hey, I’ve been to Oslo, to have the best kebab or to have some mediocre Chinese food there. No. People want to go to Oslo and then they want to go back home, and they want to say: I’ve been to Oslo. I’ve seen Oslo. And it’s really, really bad.”
Most foreigners – and a good deal of Norwegians – will probably not know that the country has a colonial past, for example. “We had fortresses in Africa and colonies in the Caribbean. Norway actively downplays this part of our history and has not provided any apologies or paid any reparations,” says Moestue. But “it sometimes feels like Norway has no colonial history and nobody ate any sugar in the 17th century.”
However, don’t mistake Mr Moestue’s negativism for nihilism. Ultimately, his map has a positive point to make: “I feel that Norway is using too much resources appearing to be good, and too little effort actually doing good!”
And there’s another thing the artist hopes is map will achieve: “I’m hoping others will make their own tourist maps about their own cities. If they look hard enough I’m sure it’s also pretty bad!”
Learn more about Mr Moestue’s map on his website.
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