Is beer the greatest discovery humanity has made?
Beer has quenched thirst, provided nutrition, sealed business deals, celebrated births, mourned deaths, aided loneliness and spirited creativity since its beginnings thousands of years ago.
In some arcane, unknown history impossible for us to write but perhaps to ponder, beer has been the greatest asset homo sapiens have possessed in their journey into future darkness and uncertainty.
So here's to you, malt+water+hops+yeast: you are a friend indeed.
Political activism may get people invested in politics, and affect urgently needed change, but it comes at the expense of tolerance and healthy democratic norms.