explains the unintended moral messages we should have taken from the fate of Jack, Kate, Sawyer and the rest of the cast on last night's series finale of Lost. "Character: Jack. Expected fate: Doomed to spend eternity guarding the mystical light energy at the center of the island (aka "The Source") from smoke monsters, evil corporations, idealist hippie "initiatives," etc. Real fate: Dead like a dog, next to a dog."