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Are you a pusher?

Drug pushers:


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Pssst. Hey, man. Want some bennies? Wanna get amped? Got some chrome, got a little croak too. How much you got? I got something for ya. You like speedballing? I can hook you up…

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You want some blunt? I’ll sell you some. Some lady snow? Some paradise? You like to blow blue? You like to cocoa puff? I have a few purple caps for ya. Low price…

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A little Acapulco Red? Got some BC Bud, some fry sticks. It’s easy. You want a lid? Some mac and cheese? No worries. C’mon man, help a guy out. This is no bunk. I got the real stuff. Wanna get high?

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Tech pushers:

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Pssst. Hey, man. Want some Twitter? Wanna get connected? Got some Hootsuite, got a little Osfoora too. How much you got? I got an app for ya. You like tweeting? I can hook you up…

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You want some voice? I’ll sell you some. Some blogs? Some RSS? You like to write? You like to share? I have a few tools for ya. Low price…

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A little podcasting? Got some GarageBand, some Audacity. It’s easy. You want a wiki? Some video? No worries. C’mon man, help a student out. This is no joke. I got the real stuff. Wanna get high?

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Are you a pusher? What’s your promotional style?

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Maybe the better question is … How many of us are tech junkies? [need a fix?]

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Image credit:Maryjane 4–20–2010 (420)


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