Being single and finding a partner can be difficult!

A lot of people are like potatoes - sometimes I think 'hey that potato is ready' and you know what? it's not it might think it is and say it is and say oh yes butter me I'm ready but it's not ready it's hard or dirty or too small or has things growing out of it which doesn't mean it can't be yummy with like cream cheese and butter mmmmm oh yes it can be yummy and I'll eat it cause you know I'm hungry and I like potatoes but come on potatoes lets get ready that's my point.