Rob Huebel
Comedian; Co-Creator, Human Giant
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If you had $100 billion, how would you spend it?

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Whores and charity, Huebel says.

Rob Huebel

Rob Huebel is an American comedian based in New York City.  Huebel and fellow comedians Aziz Ansari and Paul Scheer are writers, actors, and executive producers in the MTV sketch comedy show Human Giant.

He has been a sketch character actor on shows such as Late Night with Conan O'Brien and Upright Citizens Brigade.  Huebel was also nominated for an Emmy award for his work as a producer for Michael Moore's Bravo series The Awful Truth and also produced for The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

Huebel is noted for his appearance as a panelist on the VH1 series Best Week Ever, his NetZero "Candidate Zero" campaign during the 2004 election, and his "Inconsiderate Cell Phone Man" character, shown at movie theatres before showtime.

He also appeared on the HBO television series Curb Your Enthusiasm as well as Fox's Arrested Development. He is the comedy partner of Rob Riggle, a comedian he worked with in the improvisational comedy troupe Respecto Montalban.

Transcript

Question: If you had $100 billion, how would you spend it?

Rob Huebel: If I had a billion dollars? Oh, man. Whores. No. I actually don't need a billion dollars so what I would do is, like, give it away to charities and some-- I would try to knock out, like, one problem, like, I don't even know. That's not enough to feed the world but maybe, like, clothes for everybody in the world. I would buy clothes. Just knock that out. So now everyone has clothes. That problem is solved. And then, just to be a jerk about it, I would, like, tell everyone that I did that, like, look what I just solved. That problem is non-existent any more thanks to me. I'd be one of those assholes that, like, tries to get a lot of publicity for, like, doing good things like Richard Branson.

 

Recorded on: 4/1/08

 

 


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