In the year 2512, you will not need ingredients. You will simply harness the molecular building blocks of the universe using disposable, three dimensional dark-matter modeling gloves available in any drugstore.
2 oz Raki (The national alcoholic beverage of Turkey. Tastes like Ouzo because the Greeks stole the recipe.)The memory of the reflection of moonlight upon the Bosphorous.
1 oz water
1 oz Turkish sour cherry juice
1 oz Absinthe (essential ingredient in any literary cocktail – now legal!)
Mix all ingredients in a Collins glass, add ice, and stir. Contemplate forgotten historical objects buried at the bottom of the ocean.
12 oz water, at room temperature.
Dress in beige. Enter beige, unfurnished room. Put water in glass. Drink.
Two cans of Red Bull
An empty marble notebook
A black Sharpie
Drink both cans of Red Bull in quick succession. Drop penny on newspaper. Read article. Write (in response) until marble notebook is full. Warning: If you are the actual Henry Rollins, do not, under any circumstances, drink Red Bull.
The Henry Rollins is to be enjoyed alone or in mixed company. It is easy to prepare and is found in most places.
01. Fill kettle with fresh, cold water
02. Pre-heat mug as water comes to boil
03. Seconds before water is boiling, put two tea bags in preheated mug
04. Introduce the water as it is still boiling into the mug
03. Allow to cool
04. Drink tea / solve all world problems
3 oz. Knob Creek single barrel bourbon1 live scorpion1 rusty nail
Place scorpion in glass. Stir with rusty nail, leaving in glass. Drink.
Muddle pills with cherry at the bottom of a rocks glass. Add crushed ice. Pour in vodka and stir.