Question: What do you do for fun?
Ricky Gervais: Heroine. I just can’t stop it. Killing. I thought I'd just kill once to try it, but it’s so mulish, I just have to keep doing it. I’m sorry. I go to jail and I’ll read my Bible. I never kill again. Oh dear. I don’t know. Sunshine, I mean; a newborn kitten, the smile on an old lady’s face. But mainly heroine, checking up. I love the needle going in. I love the [fucking] does to your brain. I love the way if you lose all bodily functions. Oh God. They’re always sensible for half an hour.
What do you expect? What do you expect? Okay, serious question. Oh, my mic is falling off. Oh dear.
Question: What do you do to relax?Ricky Gervais: What do I do? I like staying in. I love, you know, having a nice, safe home. Sit down with my girlfriend and my cat, watching tele, loving Dexter, loving Damages. I love doing the podcast with Karl Pilkington. Friendship, friends, friends and love ones; obviously, it is.
I do count my blessings everyday, thanks just a little five pound bag. A walk in the woods. Maybe helping an elderly man across the road. I like starting race riots just to see what happens.
Recorded on: Feb 25, 2009.
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Mark Slater on April 11, 2009, 8:22 PM
What a way to earn a living – all the best!
catspajamas on April 11, 2009, 11:48 PM
This killed me. Seriously, I think I wet myself a tiny bit. Thank you, Mr. G., this is the best I’ve felt all week!
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