So the Bible is the word of God? all of it says Rick… and the nasty bits we can smooth over, cause it's all allegory in the King Rick version… Rick how is Deuteronomy allegorical when it commands "If your brother or father (et al) comes to you and says you should follow another God, then you must kill them, you should do no more, you should do no less'?..
pretty specific I would have thought, no wriggle room there.. and it fits so neatly with the first commandment you'll notice.
Rick you are a Xtian for cultural and historical reasons, not because of any intrinsic truth attached to that duplicitous faith. Like all the others
it's struggling for relevancy when it tries to rationally argue it's case in the marketplace of ideas.
You hit the nail on the hand Rick, it's a business like any other, and you have as much credibility in a serious forum as a
gossip rag astrologer, or TV game show host.
So the Bible is the word of God? all of it says Rick… and the nasty bits we can smooth over, cause it’s all allegory in the King Rick version… Rick how is Deuteronomy allegorical when it commands "If your brother or father (et al) comes to you and says you should follow another God, then you must kill them, you should do no more, you should do no less’?.. pretty specific I would have thought, no wriggle room there.. and it fits so neatly with the first commandment you’ll notice.
Rick you are a Xtian for cultural and historical reasons, not because of any intrinsic truth attached to that duplicitous faith. Like all the others it’s struggling for relevancy when it tries to rationally argue it’s case in the marketplace of ideas. You hit the nail on the hand Rick, it’s a business like any other, and you have as much credibility in a serious forum as a gossip rag astrologer, or TV game show host.
Musycks, You shouldn’t be so hard on Rick. Rick is a fun guy. I wish he would stop back in and defend his Holy Book. But he has that choice. He has stated that God has given us a choice to believe or not to believe. So Rick’s work is done. Maybe he should go teach geometry or physics now. Or join the comedy club, he has been known to get a few laughs. Isn’t it ironic that on the Faiths and Beliefs forum you can just jump in and say some crazy shit and leave, and it is perfectly normal. Maybe that is what made the Bible so famous. Well let’s see here, Rick is gone so we can make our own shit up now. "God said in Harry Potter XIIV, “if your dog bites you on the leg, you can flip him over and have your way with him.” Now what that ment “have your way with him” was that you could spank his bottom. Because in Double Doubledoor XIIVI five hundred witch years earlier “Hermities bit Fred on the elbow and he flipped her over and gave her a spanking and she groaned and moaned.” And God was pleased.
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Musycks on March 17, 2008, 7:18 PM
So the Bible is the word of God? all of it says Rick… and the nasty bits we can smooth over, cause it's all allegory in the King Rick version… Rick how is Deuteronomy allegorical when it commands "If your brother or father (et al) comes to you and says you should follow another God, then you must kill them, you should do no more, you should do no less'?..
pretty specific I would have thought, no wriggle room there.. and it fits so neatly with the first commandment you'll notice.
Rick you are a Xtian for cultural and historical reasons, not because of any intrinsic truth attached to that duplicitous faith. Like all the others
it's struggling for relevancy when it tries to rationally argue it's case in the marketplace of ideas.
You hit the nail on the hand Rick, it's a business like any other, and you have as much credibility in a serious forum as a
gossip rag astrologer, or TV game show host.
Musycks on March 17, 2008, 11:18 PM
So the Bible is the word of God? all of it says Rick… and the nasty bits we can smooth over, cause it’s all allegory in the King Rick version… Rick how is Deuteronomy allegorical when it commands "If your brother or father (et al) comes to you and says you should follow another God, then you must kill them, you should do no more, you should do no less’?..
pretty specific I would have thought, no wriggle room there.. and it fits so neatly with the first commandment you’ll notice.
Rick you are a Xtian for cultural and historical reasons, not because of any intrinsic truth attached to that duplicitous faith. Like all the others
it’s struggling for relevancy when it tries to rationally argue it’s case in the marketplace of ideas.
You hit the nail on the hand Rick, it’s a business like any other, and you have as much credibility in a serious forum as a
gossip rag astrologer, or TV game show host.
tim hall on April 25, 2009, 11:47 PM
Musycks, You shouldn’t be so hard on Rick. Rick is a fun guy. I wish he would stop back in and defend his Holy Book. But he has that choice. He has stated that God has given us a choice to believe or not to believe. So Rick’s work is done. Maybe he should go teach geometry or physics now. Or join the comedy club, he has been known to get a few laughs. Isn’t it ironic that on the Faiths and Beliefs forum you can just jump in and say some crazy shit and leave, and it is perfectly normal. Maybe that is what made the Bible so famous. Well let’s see here, Rick is gone so we can make our own shit up now. "God said in Harry Potter XIIV, “if your dog bites you on the leg, you can flip him over and have your way with him.” Now what that ment “have your way with him” was that you could spank his bottom. Because in Double Doubledoor XIIVI five hundred witch years earlier “Hermities bit Fred on the elbow and he flipped her over and gave her a spanking and she groaned and moaned.” And God was pleased.
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