It is true that the larger the duck the more likely it will eat your children. From experience in duck affairs, I have lost several infants to the jaws of MONSTER DUCK, the ravenous duck that dwells in riverbeds and feeds on innocent passing children. This experience has led me to believe that large ducks, such as large rodents, are evil. Many years it took me to recover from the tremendous loss I suffered when I watched two nieces and two nephews slowly disappear into the mouth of MONSTER DUCK, and now that I have semi-healed myself from this dreadful drama, I am out for revenge. I will not rest until the souls of my siblings' children are avenged!! MONSTER DUCK will not harm a single creature after I have found him and murdered the beast that took the lives of loved ones! Chicken soup anyone?